Monday, December 18, 2006Y
what idle men and women will do
was at lunch with 2 guys today and as usual will talk abt anything other than work. always good to find a nice, cosy coffee place after lunch to have coffee or tea with toast, relax and talk and get all charged up and ready to go back to the office...and look forward to going home time. :)
anyway, one of them quoted a doctor as saying "a woman's mind when idle, is a place for the devil to work." so they say, must always keep the woman busy or they will start thinking the unnecessary. any comments from the ladies out there?
for that quote, i'm sending the guys this e-mail that i got...
Mr. And Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs.Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares ... And watched what happened. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. Sept. 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Sept. 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. Sept. 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Oct. 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. Nov. 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. Dec. 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Dec. 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Dec. 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"Dec. 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last, but not least ... Dec. 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"guys....*~*
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